this beer tastes like vomit already
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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