pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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