why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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