i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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