omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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