question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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