ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
