glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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