thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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