The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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