This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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