it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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