If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize