he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
