hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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