my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
wow bdsm is so cute
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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