Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ketchup is God's man juice
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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