I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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