I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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