just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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