It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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