I could make wine with my vomit
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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