There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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