Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
