erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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