Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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