I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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