I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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