It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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