My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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