i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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