Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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