at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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