A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
