try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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