no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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