is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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