it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
birth control should be required to get into college
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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