AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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