Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
So. Much. Porn.
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