i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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