I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
