she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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