"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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