You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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