they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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