She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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