Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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