Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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