We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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