He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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