Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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