Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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