it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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