erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
