Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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