You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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